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THE JOB INTERVIEW 2020: Did this company hire Nicolas?

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Hi, I'm Nina and I bring you news about the wonderful, the fantastic, the incredible, the fabulous, the irresistible, the compelling, the resistless, the devastating, the number one and great divo of all times, Nicolas Sourivongxay. 🎅 Just less than 10 days to the end of his 7 years of misfortune and nobody hired Nicolas for a job yet, so I decided to make him a job interview. Let's welcome to the amazing Divo dressed with a suit and a tie.  (The audience applauds) Nina: -  So we have to be serious now because we are in a job interview. I gotta start.  Nicolas, tell me about yourself Nicolas:- I am Nicolas Sourivongxay. I have a degree in International Trade that I got in 2013, and I also got many certificates after that. During the last quarantine 2020 I got 52 certificates, and... Nina:- bah, bah, bah...Now choose an animal. Nicolas:- An animal? but I am human. Nina: -Choose an animal, a Lion, a horse, a wolf, a dog... Nicolas:- Nina, I am Human, and I think this is th...