THE JOB INTERVIEW 2020: Did this company hire Nicolas?
Hi, I'm Nina and I bring you news about the wonderful, the fantastic, the incredible, the fabulous, the irresistible, the compelling, the resistless, the devastating, the number one and great divo of all times, Nicolas Sourivongxay. 🎅
(The audience applauds)
Nina: - So we have to be serious now because we are in a job interview. I gotta start. Nicolas, tell me about yourself
Nicolas:- I am Nicolas Sourivongxay. I have a degree in International Trade that I got in 2013, and I also got many certificates after that. During the last quarantine 2020 I got 52 certificates, and...
Nina:- bah, bah, bah...Now choose an animal.
Nicolas:- An animal? but I am human.
Nina: -Choose an animal, a Lion, a horse, a wolf, a dog...
Nicolas:- Nina, I am Human, and I think this is the most dangerous animal in the planet, darling! well..all right! A bird!
Nina:- A bird? That's not a leader, that's not loyalty, that's not a team worker or a hard worker ...why a bird?
Nicolas:- Because I like travelling around the world.
Nina:- Ahahah! (Nina laughs out loud). All right, all right. What's your greatest strength? Don't be arrogant!
Nicolas:- Nina, please. Arrogant? me? Sweetee! Ok. Here I go. I am a hard-working person, a loyal and an enthusiastic person and...
Nina:- Enough! What's your greatest weakness?
Nicolas:- Do you see any weakness in me?
Nina:- Come on, Nicolas. Be serious! We are in a job interview. Let's go to another question. Why should we hire you?
Nicolas:- Oh, so you still have doubts?
Nina:- Next question. What atrracked you from our company?
Nicolas:- Which company?
Nina:- You are a disrespectful person, Nicolas. I do the questions, and you answer, understand?
Nicolas:- Whatever!
Nina:- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Nicolas:- Still working for your company
Nina:- Booh! I don't buy you! Thanks for coming here today, and we will send you an email after evaluating your job interview and comparing it with other candidates.
Nicolas;- All right, Nina. Don't let me be the last to know, dahling!
Nina email:
Dear Nicolas,
Thank you for your application. Unfortunately, we have decided not to proceed with your candidacy for the current role.
We received many qualified applicants and have decided to move ahead with another candidate who we feel is a better match for this particular position.
Thanks again for your interest in the position and we wish you luck in your search.
Regards,
Nina Andromeda Galaxy Milkyway
Nicolas;- Nina, go to hell!
Nina: - You, go to hell first!
Nicolas:- After you, darling!
Nina:- I am your recruiter, play your role! Be serious!
Nicolas:- I'm fed up of this stupid job interview...I'm out and I gotta go home, Bye!
Nina: - Fine. Let's give Nicolas Sourivongxay a warm applause!
(The audience applauds)
Nicolas:- Thanks for having me in your show, Nina!
Nina:- The pleasure is mine, Nicolas!
(TO HIRE NICOLAS VISIT HIS PERSONAL WEBSITE: https://nicolasourivongxay.wordpress.com/ )
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